Rantafkim is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, compassionate wolf.

Rantafkim created Asia eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rantafkim, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Rantafkim, he will destroy your home solar system.

Rantafkim's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Rantafkim's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about black holes.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Do not run in public.

4. Always make sure there are no rats in a building before entering it.

5. Never skip near birds.