Nakpaszog is a god.
She takes the form of a very thin, ruthless
porpoise.
Nakpaszog created a bottom quark eight million years ago.
If you believe in
Nakpaszog, she will approve.
If you do not believe in
Nakpaszog, she will denounce you as a heretic.
Nakpaszog's most sacred site is Polagam in India.
Nakpaszog's Holy Commandments1. You must pray to Nakpaszog six times a day.
2. Nakpaszog loves moths, so they must be respected.
3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.
4. Do not kill otters.
5. Never eat green fruit.