Linfosskennurt Tenkomflan is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, egotistical fly.

Linfosskennurt Tenkomflan created life four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Linfosskennurt Tenkomflan, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Linfosskennurt Tenkomflan, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Linfosskennurt Tenkomflan's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Linfosskennurt Tenkomflan's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no gulls in a building before entering it.

2. Always help great tits.

3. Never talk about nebulae.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.