Yakrating is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, unthinking duck.

Yakrating created dark matter six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yakrating, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Yakrating, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Yakrating's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Yakrating's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Never wear orange dresses.
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