Citbatsand is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, sage toad.

Citbatsand created the Sun three billion years ago.

If you believe in Citbatsand, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Citbatsand, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Citbatsand's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Citbatsand's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Citbatsand.

2. You must pray to Citbatsand nine times a day.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate horses.

5. Pray towards the south.