Nurfungov is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, loving salamander.

Nurfungov created the Large Magellanic Cloud four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nurfungov, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Nurfungov, he will turn you into a slug.

Nurfungov's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Nurfungov's Holy Commandments

1. Always help shrews.

2. Never write about moons.

3. Do not skip in public.

4. Never wear shirts.

5. Never think ill of sick aardvarks.
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