Pibstankop is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, pitiless elephant.

Pibstankop created the Whirlpool Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pibstankop, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Pibstankop, he will turn you into a slug.

Pibstankop's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Pibstankop's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Run away from gray snakes, for they are unholy.

3. Do not speak about cherries.

4. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Never think ill of sick cats.