Habbomwip is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, clever wyrm.

Habbomwip created the solar system nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Habbomwip, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Habbomwip, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Habbomwip's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Habbomwip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about gooseberries.

2. Habbomwip loves moths, so they must be respected.

3. Do not run in public.

4. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

5. Sheep are not to be trusted.