Gebpidrenhen is a god.
It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, resourceful
goat.
Gebpidrenhen created bats five thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Gebpidrenhen, it will look on you favourably.
If you do not believe in
Gebpidrenhen, it will turn you into a frog.
Gebpidrenhen's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.
Gebpidrenhen's Holy Commandments1. Never write about amino acids.
2. Put Gebpidrenhen first in all things.
3. Never hurt nematodes.
4. Hide from purple mice for they are unholy.
5. Always look after injured pigs.