Gebpidrenhen is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, resourceful goat.

Gebpidrenhen created bats five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gebpidrenhen, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Gebpidrenhen, it will turn you into a frog.

Gebpidrenhen's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Gebpidrenhen's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about amino acids.

2. Put Gebpidrenhen first in all things.

3. Never hurt nematodes.

4. Hide from purple mice for they are unholy.

5. Always look after injured pigs.