Natnelldagtin is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, strong bear.

Natnelldagtin created life two billion years ago.

If you believe in Natnelldagtin, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Natnelldagtin, he will destroy your home planet.

Natnelldagtin's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Natnelldagtin's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick ducks.

2. Never mention bats.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Do not kill badgers.

5. Always make sure there are no ants in a building before entering it.