Hudhabneg is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, ill-tempered parrot.

Hudhabneg created life seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hudhabneg, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Hudhabneg, she will not invite you to parties.

Hudhabneg's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Hudhabneg's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Hudhabneg three times a day.

2. Do not kill sharks.

3. Never wear cyan shorts.

4. Never talk about cell theory.

5. Never go into brown rooms.