Zogbifsan is a god.

She takes the form of a small, cheerful crocodile.

Zogbifsan created carbon twelve years ago.

If you believe in Zogbifsan, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Zogbifsan, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Zogbifsan's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Zogbifsan's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no badgers in a room before entering it.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Always help sharks.

4. Always help sick birds.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.