Zogbifsan is a god.
She takes the form of a small, cheerful
crocodile.
Zogbifsan created carbon twelve years ago.
If you believe in
Zogbifsan, she will give you great power.
If you do not believe in
Zogbifsan, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.
Zogbifsan's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.
Zogbifsan's Holy Commandments1. Always make sure there are no badgers in a room before entering it.
2. Never pour water over plants.
3. Always help sharks.
4. Always help sick birds.
5. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.