Komflanjoplin is a god.
It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, tranquil
squirrel.
Komflanjoplin created dark energy five trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Komflanjoplin, it will grant your every wish.
If you do not believe in
Komflanjoplin, it will turn you into a duck.
Komflanjoplin's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.
Komflanjoplin's Holy Commandments1. Look mercifully on unfortunate mites.
2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.
3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.
4. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.
5. Do not dye your hair cyan.