Davwannut is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, astonishing crab.

Davwannut created snails two years ago.

If you believe in Davwannut, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Davwannut, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Davwannut's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Davwannut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Never eat nuts.

5. Always treat grasshopers with great respect.