Gupmilgat is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, fast lobster.

Gupmilgat created the Cigar Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gupmilgat, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Gupmilgat, she will turn you into a plant.

Gupmilgat's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Gupmilgat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Never mention otters.

3. Gupmilgat must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Always treat bats with great respect.