Kamligwee Fonzimnel is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, vain sheep.

Kamligwee Fonzimnel created Mount Everest three million years ago.

If you believe in Kamligwee Fonzimnel, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Kamligwee Fonzimnel, he will have a low opinion of you.

Kamligwee Fonzimnel's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Kamligwee Fonzimnel's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat gooseberries.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate great tits.

5. Erect seven gold sculptures of Kamligwee Fonzimnel on top of important buildings.