Xenarthan is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, quiet zebra.

Xenarthan created the Cigar Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Xenarthan, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Xenarthan, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Xenarthan's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Xenarthan's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. You must love Xenarthan.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Always obey Xenarthan's priests.