Dunfotflagnig is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, dishonourable finch.

Dunfotflagnig created gold nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dunfotflagnig, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Dunfotflagnig, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Dunfotflagnig's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Dunfotflagnig's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Dunfotflagnig loves dogs, so they must be respected.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Dunfotflagnig.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Do not drink water in orange rooms.