Arndavced is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, all-knowing wombat.

Arndavced created a charm quark two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Arndavced, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Arndavced, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Arndavced's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Arndavced's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Do not hurt sheep.

3. Always help porpoises in need.

4. Do not wear pink clothing.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Arndavced.