Veenkanweekan is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, quiet dragonfly.

Veenkanweekan created an atom nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Veenkanweekan, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Veenkanweekan, he will boil you in a big pot.

Veenkanweekan's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Veenkanweekan's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Veenkanweekan.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Do not make images of living things.