Bonbumpad is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, quiet newt.

Bonbumpad created the Tadpole Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Bonbumpad, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Bonbumpad, she will strike you with lightening.

Bonbumpad's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Bonbumpad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.