Cunpagtof Cebsogvin is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, kind ferret.

Cunpagtof Cebsogvin created the Virgo Supercluster seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cunpagtof Cebsogvin, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Cunpagtof Cebsogvin, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Cunpagtof Cebsogvin's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Cunpagtof Cebsogvin's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick dolphins.

2. Always help sick grasshopers.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Never write about planets.