Barnsomyik is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, resourceful ferret.

Barnsomyik created matter eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Barnsomyik, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Barnsomyik, it will turn you into a rock.

Barnsomyik's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Barnsomyik's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear violet clothing.

2. Never eat peas.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Always look after injured snakes.

5. Barnsomyik loves tapirs, so they must be respected.