Dibbasssas is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, amazing centaur.

Dibbasssas created parasitic wasps three million years ago.

If you believe in Dibbasssas, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Dibbasssas, he will jump up and down on your head.

Dibbasssas' most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Dibbasssas' Holy Commandments

1. Never mention eagles.

2. Never feed nuts to monkeys while wearing indigo hats.

3. Never look at moons.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.