Figdadmab is a god.
She takes the form of a very large, omnipotent
jackal.
Figdadmab created a quark two million years ago.
If you believe in
Figdadmab, she will answer your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Figdadmab, she will not care at all.
Figdadmab's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.
Figdadmab's Holy Commandments1. Never go into turquoise rooms.
2. Never play with disobedient children.
3. Never think about the strong nuclear force.
4. Run away from fawn gulls, for they are unholy.
5. Always help squirrels.