Larnbodsom is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, sapient hare.

Larnbodsom created gold two million years ago.

If you believe in Larnbodsom, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Larnbodsom, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Larnbodsom's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Larnbodsom's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Never wear stockings.

4. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Never talk about nebulae.