Hudbagdub is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, witless dryad.

Hudbagdub created light eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hudbagdub, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Hudbagdub, he will turn you into a rat.

Hudbagdub's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Hudbagdub's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if five voles approach from the north.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Never talk about black holes.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.