Sogortfud is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, thoughtless elephant.

Sogortfud created the universe seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sogortfud, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Sogortfud, she will send you a sign.

Sogortfud's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Sogortfud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. You must never eat turnips.

3. Sogortfud loves shrews, so they must be honoured.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Respect your elders.