Fliskimxucvadgutquillcipbom is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, proud hippopotamus.

Fliskimxucvadgutquillcipbom created the Virgo Supercluster nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fliskimxucvadgutquillcipbom, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Fliskimxucvadgutquillcipbom, he will ignore you.

Fliskimxucvadgutquillcipbom's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Fliskimxucvadgutquillcipbom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your chest.

2. Never wear dresses.

3. Pray towards the north.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Do not dye your hair green.