Yattwikfudrantofjenmif is a god.

It takes the form of a large, thoughtless squid.

Yattwikfudrantofjenmif created the Sun eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yattwikfudrantofjenmif, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Yattwikfudrantofjenmif, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Yattwikfudrantofjenmif's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Yattwikfudrantofjenmif's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Never eat strawberries.

3. Always help tapirs in need.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.