Dinfubraw is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, intelligent fox.

Dinfubraw created the Sunflower Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dinfubraw, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Dinfubraw, she will turn you into a frog.

Dinfubraw's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Dinfubraw's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry horses.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. You must pray to Dinfubraw nine times a day.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. You must never eat melons.