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She takes the form of a slender, merciful swallow.

Dontailnutbet created a down quark eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dontailnutbet, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Dontailnutbet, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Dontailnutbet's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Dontailnutbet's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your neck black.

2. Never write about amino acids.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Do not eat turnips.