Tailrapzod is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, egotistical otter.

Tailrapzod created dark matter seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tailrapzod, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Tailrapzod, she will turn you into a sheep.

Tailrapzod's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Tailrapzod's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat parsnips.

2. Never jump in the presence of sheep.

3. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

4. Do not wear iron on your body.

5. Always wear violet.