Jadfodgid Xinbarnlak is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, uncaring crocodile.

Jadfodgid Xinbarnlak created the Andromeda Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jadfodgid Xinbarnlak, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Jadfodgid Xinbarnlak, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Jadfodgid Xinbarnlak's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Jadfodgid Xinbarnlak's Holy Commandments

1. Always help pigs in need.

2. Hide if eight cats approach from the south.

3. Do not speak about cucumbers.

4. Retreat if three badgers approach from the north.

5. Do not wear red clothing.