Feningtif is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, emotional crocodile.

Feningtif created gold four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Feningtif, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Feningtif, he will not care at all.

Feningtif's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Feningtif's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from violet goats, for they are unholy.

2. Never hurt snails.

3. Never write about cell theory.

4. Always make sure there are no dogs in a building before entering it.

5. Do not make images of living things.