Lidbepsan is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, two-faced dragon.

Lidbepsan created gold six million years ago.

If you believe in Lidbepsan, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Lidbepsan, it will make you grow a tail.

Lidbepsan's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Lidbepsan's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Never talk about planets.

4. Lidbepsan loves goats, so they must be respected.

5. Do not cook food in pots.