Rullcemfub is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, all-knowing naga.

Rullcemfub created the universe nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rullcemfub, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Rullcemfub, he will ignore you.

Rullcemfub's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Rullcemfub's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Never look at comets.

4. Rullcemfub must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.