Bonrillkarzim Sasyatmif is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, thoughtless squirrel.

Bonrillkarzim Sasyatmif created water six billion years ago.

If you believe in Bonrillkarzim Sasyatmif, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Bonrillkarzim Sasyatmif, she will not invite you to parties.

Bonrillkarzim Sasyatmif's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Bonrillkarzim Sasyatmif's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about peanuts.

2. Never write about comets.

3. Never think about amino acids.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Feed all hungry geese.