Dabvonfadvil is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, smart wyrm.

Dabvonfadvil created the planet Venus four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dabvonfadvil, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Dabvonfadvil, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Dabvonfadvil's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Dabvonfadvil's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your neck.

2. Always help whales in need.

3. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

4. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Dabvonfadvil.