Arpfagpog is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, capable crocodile.

Arpfagpog created a top quark six million years ago.

If you believe in Arpfagpog, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Arpfagpog, she will send four elephants to rub you out.

Arpfagpog's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Arpfagpog's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Do not wear yellow clothing.