Boglabnar is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, awe-inspiring mouse.

Boglabnar created the planet Jupiter nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Boglabnar, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Boglabnar, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Boglabnar's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Boglabnar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Boglabnar's name in vain.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Always help pigs in need.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Worship no other gods but Boglabnar.