Rutnilpas is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, almighty spider.

Rutnilpas created the planet Saturn nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Rutnilpas, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Rutnilpas, he will throw large rocks at you.

Rutnilpas' most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Rutnilpas' Holy Commandments

1. Hide from mauve sharks for they are unholy.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.