Natgepbom is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, narcissistic hyena.

Natgepbom created everything that exists six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Natgepbom, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Natgepbom, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Natgepbom's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Natgepbom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Natgepbom loves tortoises, so they must be honoured.

3. Do not dye your hair white.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Always obey Natgepbom's priests.