Dobpadlib is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, weak mole.

Dobpadlib created humankind five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dobpadlib, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Dobpadlib, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Dobpadlib's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Dobpadlib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat wheat.

2. Never mention whales.

3. Never eat oranges.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Always look after injured nematodes.