Wonfonlen Likkembem is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, humorless goblin.

Wonfonlen Likkembem created the Sunflower Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wonfonlen Likkembem, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Wonfonlen Likkembem, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Wonfonlen Likkembem's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Wonfonlen Likkembem's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Wonfonlen Likkembem.

2. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

3. You must pray to Wonfonlen Likkembem three times a day.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Put Wonfonlen Likkembem first in all things.