Figjonfed is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, selfish octopus.

Figjonfed created the Sol system four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Figjonfed, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Figjonfed, it will be very unhappy.

Figjonfed's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Figjonfed's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about stars.

2. Never write about black holes.

3. You must love Figjonfed.

4. Do not speak about bananas.

5. Never look at comets.