Flantettimap is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, thoughtless toad.

Flantettimap created a charm quark two billion years ago.

If you believe in Flantettimap, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Flantettimap, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Flantettimap's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Flantettimap's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Flantettimap's priests.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Never write about gravity.

4. Do not speak about rice.

5. Do not commit murder.