Gadflyhom is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, contented rhinoceros.

Gadflyhom created snails three billion years ago.

If you believe in Gadflyhom, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Gadflyhom, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Gadflyhom's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Gadflyhom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Do not hurt ants.

5. Worship no other gods but Gadflyhom.