Kimquim is a god.

It takes the form of a large, charitable gerbil.

Kimquim created a bottom quark three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kimquim, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Kimquim, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Kimquim's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Kimquim's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Hide from green tortoises for they are unholy.

3. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

4. Always obey Kimquim's priests.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.