Madcedcud is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, capable jellyfish.

Madcedcud created carbon eight million years ago.

If you believe in Madcedcud, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Madcedcud, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Madcedcud's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Madcedcud's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Always treat gulls with great respect.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Voles are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Madcedcud.